Making New Friends

Attractive girl at the bar: Hey you.

Me: (Turns around looking left and right)

Girl: No, you!

Me: (Points at himself) Me?

Girl: (Nods)

Me: Oh no you must be mistaken.

Girl: Haha, you're funny...

(About two hours and many drinks later)

Girl: You know you're kinda cute. I kinda want to sleep with you.

Me: (Chokes on drink)

Girl: But you're definitely not the foolish kind of guy to just sleep with a girl you just met.

Me: No, I assure you, I'm very foolish.

Girl: Nah, you're more of a friend. Oh what to do...

Me: ... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Girl: Yeah, let's not have sex.

Me: That is not what I was thinking.

So I've been out here in San Francisco for about a month now and I've been making some new friends. I guess things are going well.