Promiscuous Proxy

At work, I'm working on a project jokingly called "promiscuous proxy" so promiscuous girl has been totally stuck in my head for days. At the next meeting, I really want to get up and say, "On start-up each application needs to be able to identify itself to the central service layer. Basically, it needs to say, promiscuous proxy, wherever you are, you've got what I need and I've got what you want."